Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Neglect.


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Originally uploaded by El Luz Perpetua!
Hello there,
I haven't done one of these for beards. I feel quite neglegent and uncaring. It would take me the best part of a fortnight to write about life love and the universe over the last few months so instead, I've compiled the bits of my Moleskines (yes, I know that they're quite poncey and needlessley expensive but i like them. and anyway, you're probably reading this on a Macbook. So there.) that aren't just me, reminding myself to buy Vimto or tabasco on the way home, or to water the plant.
This is how I pass the otherwise dead time on busses, in airports or during the Eastenders omnibus.

Meanwhile, I turned 30; realised I like Bruce Springsteen; wandered off around Spain soulsearching and drinking heavily; invested in a side parting and finally worked out what a semi-colon is for.

Enjoy the following autobigraphical, enigmatically cryptic, badly drawn nonsenses. I'm off to Japan. Tarabit.


Seamore

seathree

sea1

the exorcistpope

octopusnos

commuteBirminghamackeytubby

ahpookballon sellers and the bomb

cetaceanscheerupplugface

colondisasternightly

downyoudoyouselfridges

failedtransformers

fancydressideasfascistas

finaldemandsfunpolice

Godsgotbearproblemsbutabitchaint1

haveaholiday

huzzahicecreams and letteraset

jellylostshoppinglist

mammalsMayan prophecy

more endnanobot

nextdoorslightbulbnina

tomatotomtimeisonmyside

tigertigerthekiller

theevolutionoftheskelington2theevolutionoftheskelington1

the end againshopping

satansownshoppinglistrobots1

punctuationsowlbot cornettobot

3 comments:

Russ L said...

What is a moleskine? From the pictures it looks like that means 'notebook', but I suspect I'm missing a point somewhere by a fair ol' distance.

I really really really like "Selfridges is attacking", anyway.

What of this mention you made a while back of more The Klopeks? Was that just loose talk?

jonrimmer said...

Yeah, a moleskine is a needlessly expensive notebook in fake leather, with a elasticated strap. I find spending money on them encourages me to actually use them.

The Klopeks thing is still on the cards. Someday...

How are you keeping these days?

Russ L said...

Bah. That sounds like loose talk to me. Talk should be tight.

I'm OK ta. Y'know. Bumbling along with a temporarily crippled ladyfriend, as you do.