Hello there,
I haven't done one of these for beards. I feel quite neglegent and uncaring. It would take me the best part of a fortnight to write about life love and the universe over the last few months so instead, I've compiled the bits of my Moleskines (yes, I know that they're quite poncey and needlessley expensive but i like them. and anyway, you're probably reading this on a Macbook. So there.) that aren't just me, reminding myself to buy Vimto or tabasco on the way home, or to water the plant.
This is how I pass the otherwise dead time on busses, in airports or during the Eastenders omnibus.
Meanwhile, I turned 30; realised I like Bruce Springsteen; wandered off around Spain soulsearching and drinking heavily; invested in a side parting and finally worked out what a semi-colon is for.
Enjoy the following autobigraphical, enigmatically cryptic, badly drawn nonsenses. I'm off to Japan. Tarabit.














































