This priceless reproduction of the last supper was uncovered on the wall of The old Foundry in Walsall.
Further proof, should it be needed, that Christ and his cronies frequented the West Midlands and the conclusive, infailable evidence that - as I have long suspected- the last supper consisted of faggots, chips and mushy peas.
Apart from Judas who had Turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti hoops.
Detailed scientific analysis using highly advanced, state-of-the-art techniques such as X-rays, "giving it a bit of a sniff" and daring each other to lick it has revealed the beverages not to be wine but in-fact "Blue" flavour Panda pops.
"The holy grail" (obscured in the photograph by millennia of gunk) is on closer inspection not a carpenters cup but a souvenier mug from the West midlands Safari park.
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